Alex, ask Ben Garrison to draw Title 1. with You & Roger and Title 5. with Owen. Alex, dress up like Willy Wonka to promote this potential cartoon. I wouldn’t be making a fuss if these cartoons weren’t GOLD and if Ben weren’t so busy. Title 1. & Title 2. would be great in a guns and ammo magazine.
Remember… our collective is reciprocal, so listen up and take advantage of this Golden Ticket. God Almighty we need some more laughs here. Let’s do this thing. I Love You All.
Title 1:
ROTTEN VICIOUS KIN-IDS
******** 1 ********
Willy Wonka depicted as Gene Wilder.
Grandpa Joe and Charlie depicted as the same actors from the movie.
2 Oompa Loompas, depicted as Roger Stone and Alex Jones.
Willy Wonka
Grandpa Joe
Charlie
2 Oompa Loompas
all stand in the middle of the page
with Grandpa Joe and Charlie on the RIGHT side of Wonka (left side of paper)
and the Oompa Loompas on the LEFT side of Wonka (right side of paper)
****
Willy Wonka holds a red and white striped popcorn box and says,
"HELP. POLICE. MURDER… crickets… The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.”
Helpful Video Clip from movie
******** 2 ********
Charlie and grandpa Joe are looking at David Hogg (Augustas Glute)
who’s trapped inside the chocolate vat
that’s pressurized by a build up of stinky feces, add some poop logs and fly’s.
His name on the page will be Agustas Hogg. Below the vat are these words…
TERRIFIC PRESSURE
Charlie says,
“He’ll never get out”
Grandpa Joe says,
“Yes he will Charlie. Remember how you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun?”
AUGUSTAS HOGG
******** 3 ********
Mike TV will be drawn above the David Hogg shit vat. His name will be Mike TV.
Helpful Video clip from the movie
Mike TV will be depicted as the same actor from the movie as a loud mouth
with the same cowboy clothing, with a flag in his right hand and a toy pistol in his left hand.
These words will be above his hands
PRO 1st AMENDMENT PRO 2nd AMENDMENT
American FLAG in right hand TOY PISTOL in left hand
American FLAG in right hand TOY PISTOL in left hand
Mike TV will say this as he shruggs,
"Hey!
Anybody out there?
Can I get a mic?
Can I get a TV?
CRICKETS
MIKE TV
MIKE TV
******** 4 ********
Alex and Roger as Oompa Loompas
are looking to the left at Veruca and Violet.
Alex and Roger sing together
with musical notes
♪ I don’t ♫
♪ like the ♫
♪ look of it ♫
ROGER STONE & ALEX JONES
ROGER STONE & ALEX JONES
******** 5 ********
Veruca Salt will be… Veruca Sorts It Out, the girl with the black pussy hat
from the march of life speech
with her superman glasses,
stands on the educated egg decator
with the egg decator dial
pointing to the word BAD
with her saying,
“When they give us an inch, we’ll take a mile.”
This is what the egg decator looks like, video clip from movie
VERUCA SORTS IT OUT
******** 6 ********
Violet Beauregard will be… Violet Bowling Head, the girl with the shaved head
who wears that communist patch on the arm of her coat.
She’s a fat blueberry with blue teardrops squirting from her
while her coat that’s loaded with patches, rips and tears under the pressure.
She will float above Veruca, like a balloon in the clouds.
Here’s a video clip of Violet as a blueberry.
VIOLET BOWLING HEAD
FIN
Title 2:
Revelations
**** 1 ****
God standing on the right side of the page
says to the people dressed in sheeps clothing
who are small and at the bottom of Satan’s feet
while He God holds the bill of rights,
"I gave you these inalienable rights.
Don't give them up to his [Satan's] so-called Utopian fantasy."
**** 2 ****
People at God’s feet standing with him
who are also dressed in sheep’s clothing
are holding their guns,
some wearing a hunting vest of orange and or of camo,
with a cannon and a tank.
with a cannon and a tank.
**** 3 ****
Will Wonka stands in the middle of the divided sheeple
and says to the sheeple to the left of him,
“I’d listen to this guy with the white beard if I were you.”
The sheeple on the left of Willy Wonka
are confused, angry,
some are questioning themselves,
some have a bubble over their head saying 99 + 1 = 0
**** 4 ****
Satan says,
"Give me your rights and I'll give you the world."
Behind Satan is a desolate deathbed graveyard filled with Swamp Zombies
of the vatican, the rothchilds, george soros, sheriff israel, the whole graveyard
with the words
SATANIC UTOPIA
above it.
FIN
Title 3:
Planned Parenthood’s
Family Friendly Princesses
Family Friendly Princesses
Princess Crackhead with a crack pipe
Princes Drunk as A Skunk with martini and a cigarette
Princess Incest with cross-eyes, webbed feet, webbed fingers, drooling, other defects
Princess Murderkins holding fetuses in her hands
Princess Feminazi
Princess Prostitute on street corner receiving cash from a dirty lard man
Princess Child Bride at the alter being married to old Muslim man
Princess Polyandry with her 2 husbands “I beat you all, I have 2 husbands”
FIN
Title 4:
Rick Steve’s Europe
Explores
The No Go Zones
Only his face or body will take up the page with things he says.
I Dare You To Go There.
Meca Leca High, Meca Hieney Ho, No Go Zone.
Your Kids Will Love It.
Just Like Chucky Cheeses,
I Meant To Say
Just Like Chucking Jesus.
Seriously Folks, Have A Wonderful Adventure at The No Go Zone, Just Kidding.
Pray These No Go Zones Ripen Like Old
Wines and Cheeses,
Where One Day They Will Become Moderate,
Peaceful Go Go Zones
With No Sharia, No No No’s.
God Only Knows.
FIN
When promoting the Owen Shroyer cartoon, Alex
and Owen dress up like women. You both have a purse filled with your products,
a few tampons, and a couple of toy toads. You let your purse spill out onto the
desk. Have improvisational fun with it by acting like SJW feminazis when
reading the news that day, just be feminazi's about it... sarcasm, sarcasm,
sarcasm. We need some satire from you, you need a break, you need some fun. ♥
Title 5:
Speak No Evil,
Hear No Evil
See No Evil
Hear No Evil
See No Evil
****
Owen Shroyer will be depicted with 2 caricatures…
One as a tranny feminazi
and one as an alter ego of a
1950’s monkey toy with cymbals
and Owens face on that monkey.
Behind the Owen monkey will be liberal protestors,
with the words LIBERAL PROTESTORS above them,
with the words LIBERAL PROTESTORS above them,
with their hands covering either their mouth, eyes, or ears.
The piped piper will be the fart lady leading the liberals.
She will be blowing her fart whistle.
Here’s the fart lady that Owen had to deal with during a newscast
****
In the sky sitting in a fishing boat on top of a cloud
will be Henry Fonda and Katherine Hepburn
wearing what they wore in the movie On Golden Pond.
Kathrine Hepburn will say as she and her husband flip off the liberals…
****
Owen will be dressed with long pink hair, a pussy hat,
a T-shirt that reads SJW, and a long hippie dress underneath.
His microphone will read
INFO
Horrors
on the front.
And on the side it will read
OH
THE
Horror
Owen will say to his alter ego monkey
“If ya can’t beat em, join em.”
****
Owens alter ego monkey will say
"True dat.
Let’s make some noise
as we follow the pied piper
down the highway to hell."
FIN
WRATH of KAHN
Sadik Kahn dressed as Wrath of Kahn
With a plate of worms as he puts worms into peoples ears and says...
"Our next plan of action will be to
BAN PEOPLE'S BRAINS"
FIN
WRATH of KAHN
Sadik Kahn dressed as Wrath of Kahn
With a plate of worms as he puts worms into peoples ears and says...
"Our next plan of action will be to
BAN PEOPLE'S BRAINS"
FIN
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